10 guides to being gay?

syahirah atiqah =.=
well now~ first off ; get a gaypartner! second go buy a condom, but don't use it *ftw. third, get a twitter. fourth, follow people. fifth ; tweet gayly. sixth ; tweet gayly to anti-gay people who tweet-threat you. seventh, hold your gaypartner's hand. eighth, feel your gaypartner's hand. ninth , tell them they have soft hands, and ask what lotion do they use. tenth, marry me.

this is random.

please help me reduce boredom by simply asking a random question. thank you :D